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Crowdfund: Destroy The Earth EP

by DIE NOW

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Filthy Lies 04:01
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Crowdfund: Destroy The Earth E.P.
Help this Evil Alien Tyrant to take over, rule and eventually destroy planet Earth and back his crowdfunding project*. DIE NOW is seeking $850.000.000 to start his own Dark Empire (cybervessels and latex costumes included.)
In exchange you'll receive the "Crowdfund: Destroy the Earth E.P" containing 5 catchy DoomDance tracks explaining exactly how DIE NOW wants to accomplish his mission.
Give graciously ! O yeah, and let's make a change!
(*This crowdfunding project is probably not tax refundable.)


WANTED: MINIONS
Still looking for enthoustiac workers, willing to work for no salary, at an abandoned island (no reimbursement of travel expenses). Due to international laws I am not allowed to call it slavery, so I prefer the term "Unpaid Internships".

You have one of these qualifications :
- Operated heavy machines before (e.g. Diamond Lasers, X-Ray guns)
- Physical of emotional scars (both are a plus)
- No 9 to 5 mentality
- No latex allergy
NOTE: We will all live together in a cave, personal hygiene is therefore important!

You'll get:
- Unisex Cyberuniform
- Food (sort of)
- Nickname emphasizing your deformations
- Mug with "DIE NOW" logo
- Temporary residue (till project is finished and the Earth is indeed destroyed)
- Healthplan in form of unlimited aspirins

What DIE NOW lacks in payment, he'll make up in team bonding (Marshmallow challenge, anyone?)

Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.



WANTED:: Construction workers with specific Skull shaped Island-knowhow. Hit me up on ICQ.

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released June 18, 2015

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DIE NOW New York, New York

DIE NOW found out at a young age that he hated music ("It's just noise"). Now the Evil Master wants to take over and ultimately destroy planet Earth.

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